i love this fucking quote so fucking much
wtf this keeps happening. im pretty sure that everyone follows refreshes
its working, and one day i will use my followers to control the whole world
how could anyone not be following her she’s hilarious
shoutout to the 13th amendment for ending slavery and stuff
why dont you guys like me
..you’re lucky you have one of the funniest blogs on tumblr smh
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT